09 March 2007

In Bed, Between the Sheets, etc.


We had Chinese food tonight. All of our fortune cookies worked wonderfully with the traditional addendum "between the sheets". Some people say "in bed" at the end of their fortune phrase. They made me happy, but since I'm with my mom and daughters I couldn't really share with them. So here:

People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner....
Executive ability is prominent in your make up....
Share your happiness with others today....
You have a yearning for perfection....

And my favorite:
God will give you everything that you want....

Buy the shirt!

2 comments:

Vincent Baker said...

Remember that really horrible one we got the time before? Something like, "when you have no choice, have courage."

Parthenia said...

I think so. Someone the other day at your house got one that was that was depressingly awful. Was that it?
Did you hear Gideon's on Saturday? It had something to do with the simplicity of a child. But "simplicity of a child" and "in bed" just sound wrong.

If I ever had the energy to start a fortune cookie making company, all the fortunes would be appropriate for "in bed".